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Congress Fears Plastic Cocks

A life like prosthetic penis called the Whizzinator and other products promising to help illegal drug users pass urine test provoked US lawmakers on Wednesday to take legal action and subpoenas of manufacturers.

Lawmakers objected to attempts to circumvent drug tests with the products such as the Whizzinator, a fake penis that can provide a flow of clean urine “again and again anytime, anywhere you need it!” according to the web site.

A congressional subcommittee voted to subpoena the owner of Puck Technology of Signal Hill, Ca, the company that makes the Whizzinator. The panel also voted to subpoena the owners of Health Choice of NY and Spectrum Labs of Cincinnati, two companies that lawmakers said also were suspected of selling products aimed at circumvention the workplace drug tests.

The owner was required to provide financial and operational records by Monday and to appear at a congressional hearing on Tuesday.

“These companies seek through deceptions make a buck by violating our trust a compromising our security, said Rep Ed Whitfield, a Kentucky Republican who chairs the House Energy and Commerce Committee’s oversight and investigations panel.

“It is a risk we simply cannot tolerate. This panel will uncover how widespread these products are and recommend the necessary steps to end their use,” Whitfield said in a statement.

Actor Tom Siezemore, who played sergeant in the war movie “Saving Private Ryan,” was caught using the Whizzinator to try and pass drug tests, California prosecutors said in February. He was put in jail after using a similar device and failing a drug test, prosecutors said.

The House committee is investigating whether federal legislation is needed to stop companies from making similar products, such as drinks that promise to flush out drug ingredients in urine.

The company officials had previously declined to testify and provide little information, a committee statement said,

Michael Fichera, owner of Health Tech: Clear Choice, said he had told the committee he would cooperate with the investigation. “I don’t think there’s anything wrong with the products we’re selling,” Fichera said in an interview. “We do a service. I think it’s way more positive than negative.”

He said users of his company’s products, which include drinks and capsules, must be “clean” for two or three days before using them to pass a drug test. “We’re not beating or cheating on drug tests. We are just accelerating the cleansing time,” Fichera said.

An official at Spectrum Labs did not immediately respond to request for comment about the congressional action. A man who answered the phone at Puck Technology said no one was available to comment.

Posted by A. Shapiro
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